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Over 1 million alien lovers, conspiracy theorists, and trolls have committed to a Facebook event pledging to “Storm Area 51” on September 20, 2019, in an effort to “see them aliens.”
The event page details the fool-proof plan: “We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto [sic] run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let’s see them aliens.”
Whether over a million people show up to rescue the aliens from the highly classified Air Force Base, or everyone forgets about it as fast as they forgot about the world ending in 2012, at least the internet has blessed us with hilarious reactions.
If this is going to work, they’re going to need a plan.
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us walking into area 51 with no plan pic.twitter.com/QFxJEpASRh
— full time taylor swift supporter and bitizen (@yolandaenigma) July 12, 2019
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A detailed blueprint on how we plan to storm Area 51 pic.twitter.com/lezQE4xLzU
— juan ひ (@juannvtx) July 11, 2019
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For many, “The Kyles” are a key element to the plan.
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so here’s the master plan to our invasion on Area 51
(please don’t tell the government) pic.twitter.com/p0z4fsDEYi
— ?? FLUKE FLAZER ?? (@dukeblazer) July 11, 2019
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Me Raiding Area 51: WE NEED AIR SUPPORT
Kyle : pic.twitter.com/kUDvhKfEdw— Gibby with his shirt off (@ICarly_Gibby) July 12, 2019
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Best area 51 photo pic.twitter.com/wC9H87sNDQ
— Skpk Carnage | Cody (@oSnackPack) July 12, 2019
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And it begins! #area51raid #Area51memes pic.twitter.com/x5OT3BnTir
— The Geekwave (@KUTEGeekwave) July 13, 2019
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Just got my draft card for the Area 51 storm and I’m in the 3rd Kyle Regiment, wave 4
— Toseph Jrepasso (@ossapert) July 12, 2019
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Area 51: “we have the full weight of the US Military.”
The internet: “We have Kyle.”
— Shawn Heckler (@ShawnHeckler) July 12, 2019
But don’t forget about Florida Man.
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Florida man is going to Single-handedly liberate Area 51 #Area51memes pic.twitter.com/OKbJjdFvqf
— Jose (@Jose_Espinoza18) July 13, 2019
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Florida man at the Area 51 raid (2019 colorized) pic.twitter.com/ATYoLuhzWj
— T/DankMemes (@TDankmemes) July 13, 2019
First, they have to get to Nevada.
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My mom said I can storm Area 51 with you guys if I get a ride there and back.
— Cheyenne1242 (@Cheyenne12421) July 11, 2019
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So my mom said she can take us to area 51 or pick us up, but she’s not doing both.
— duo (@duolingous) July 13, 2019
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Me explaining to my My mom:
mom that i
need plane
tickets to go to
Area 51 and save
The aliens : pic.twitter.com/DZxZDX6pWc— ????? (@Athxb3) July 14, 2019
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Hmu if you need a ride for area 51 I have 4 seats available in my car but when I get my spaceship I should be available to fit more people
— Jhair Vazquez (@VazquezJhair) July 12, 2019
What do you bring to an alien raid?
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Yes, we deliver to Area 51.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) July 15, 2019
Some people have predictions of what’s actually waiting for them inside Area 51.
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*people storming into Area 51*
Biggie & Tupac: ain’t that some shit they finally found us pic.twitter.com/HFmBth827c— Luci Morningstar ? (@lilpastoo) July 12, 2019
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The aliens at Area 51 waiting on that “we outside” text ? pic.twitter.com/HJECAOdgp6
— Juan Jose (@juanjose7_) July 12, 2019
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us: *arriving inside area 51*
aliens inside: pic.twitter.com/FXTjxpnxNh
— ???? (@LacaTBH) July 12, 2019
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When we raid Area 51 and realize the aliens were being contained for a reason pic.twitter.com/YtFo0tRapa
— what did the hand say to the meat (@therainman222) July 12, 2019
The guards could be a bit of a problem…
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How I’m gonna sneak past Area 51 security pic.twitter.com/PSnBSLqEPs
— bailey (@kurtzbailey1) July 14, 2019
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The most accurate of all the Area 51 memes pic.twitter.com/nZKw2fp6hN
— Caleb B. Gwaltney (@Caleb_Brentley) July 12, 2019
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Imma see an alien before I die #Area51 pic.twitter.com/WRr5ToSPbN
— cristian serna (@EstoyGato) July 11, 2019
Don’t forget about your FBI agent.
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my FBI agent watching me favorite one Area 51 meme after another without any fear pic.twitter.com/1Hxjake6KB
— sai (@Saisailu97) July 15, 2019
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Me: *Likes & RTs a bunch of Area 51 memes*
My FBI agent: pic.twitter.com/wttLdeN1ln
— Candy (@PopSodaCandy) July 12, 2019
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The FBI agent on your phone reading all your plans for the Area 51 raid pic.twitter.com/mlATBUj5cG
— ? (@trist_charles) July 12, 2019
Some people see potential problems.
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As much as the “storm Area 51” meme might be funny, real UFO fans know the alien bodies were moved to a base in Ohio. 51 just studies spacecraft. Just sayin’ ?
— Mack (@_Kenziepuff) July 11, 2019
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“And then the Area 51 infiltration plan failed bc the FBI knew about Facebook”
— Jack Posobiec ?? (@JackPosobiec) July 12, 2019
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Time Traveler: “What year is it ?”
Me: “2019”
Time Traveler: “Oh you mean the year of the Area51 Massacre?”
Me: pic.twitter.com/Ux4ebhwXN9— Prxject (@prxjectzer0) July 14, 2019
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Ok now see the problem with announcing your plan to raid Area 51 over 2 months in advance is that the government will just move all the aliens to area 52
— Edaphosauruspogonias (@PermianSailback) July 12, 2019
A lot of people have their entrance and exit plans mapped out.
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How im gonna enter area 51 Vs how im gonna leave #Area51 pic.twitter.com/ih1MDZmFep
— Im a penguin (@Gabriel_rod12) July 12, 2019
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How I’m gonna enter Area 51 vs how I’m gonna leave pic.twitter.com/I9cHLVJ9fL
— ︽✸︽ Erik ︽✸︽ | Hiatus til 9/4 (@captmarvelswift) July 14, 2019
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How im pulling up to Area 51 Vs how I’m leaving pic.twitter.com/FWvzmXJHmx
— Vitamin LBJ (@VitaminLBJ) July 12, 2019
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How im walking up to area 51 vs how im leaving pic.twitter.com/437gZd721G
— SafeSpace?? (@_sextapes_) July 12, 2019
One meme in particular really took off: people describing life with their new alien.
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me explaining to
my alien that he
doesn’t have to
stay in area 51
anymore: my alien: pic.twitter.com/8EY1GelSDZ— rachel (@pokigod) July 12, 2019
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How I’m sneaking my alien on the plane after I get him from #Area51 pic.twitter.com/DVMOlypJUw
— Trey Brown (@TreyBreezyy97) July 12, 2019
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my alien that I snuck out of Area 51 at 3am telling me they accidentally ate my cat pic.twitter.com/IpYwbmrzmT
— Area 51 here we come ? (@Kat_PennyLane) July 12, 2019
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My alien that I snuck out of area 51 asking for the WiFi password pic.twitter.com/cjFg5JPcUi
— Whos Chaos (@WhosChaos) July 12, 2019
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My alien that I snuck out of Area 51 waking me up at 3AM to ask me how to use the microwave pic.twitter.com/9GuKW2WN30
— Junior (@igxjunior) July 12, 2019
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My alien asking me if he can go outside to play with his other alien friends after Area 51’s been raided pic.twitter.com/nIcwpdBFIG
— Roonil Wazlib (@jodibwithoutane) July 12, 2019
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The aliens in Area 51 asking if they can hear Old Town Road again pic.twitter.com/veEVCD3tCI
— Celai West (@celaiwest1) July 12, 2019
And finally, @sheldonbaty15 brought things into perspective.
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In American English, instead of “I love you” we usually say “I want you by my side when we storm the gates of Area 51 on September 20th with 200,000 other people” and I think that’s beautiful.
— Sheldon Baty (@sheldonbaty15) July 8, 2019
It really is beautiful.
Oh, and by the way…
The government doesn’t get the joke.
“Area 51 is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,” a spokesperson told The Washington Post. “The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”
Meme away, everyone—but stay at home.